Some of the names in my poetry have been altered to protect those involved from their lack of humour.

However, some real names have been used but the facts have been changed, basically because their actual lives are so boring that I had to make up a whole load of stuff.

Regrets...I’ve Had a Few


If only I hadn't taken the day off work.
If only you hadn't suggested a drive out to the coast.
If only we hadn't started talking about that again.
If only I hadn't said what I did.
If only you hadn't reminded me of what you did all those years ago.
If only I hadn't threatened to leave you.
If only you hadn't said you didn't care.
If only I hadn't started shouting.
If only you hadn't screamed so much.
If only I hadn't called you that name.
If only you hadn't said what you really thought of me.
If only we could turn back time and be in each others arms again.
If only I'd not thrown you over that cliff.