Some of the names in my poetry have been altered to protect those involved from their lack of humour.

However, some real names have been used but the facts have been changed, basically because their actual lives are so boring that I had to make up a whole load of stuff.

Mum's The Word

My Mother buried,
the fags my Brother stole,
under the coal in the yard.
She worked so hard,
I didn't like to stop her
and it wasn't that she was,
afraid of a copper,
or what the neighbours might say,
or even that she'd be made to pay,
for all of the missing baccy,
she was no lackey,
to a master thief.
To the relief of my Brother,
She was just being,
our Mother.